Why God? Why have you forsaken me? *SIIIIIIIIIIIGH* Alright. I’m upset. Clearly…CLEARLY I have fabulous taste in shoes. Clearly!! Why are they all up for sale, you ask? BECAUSE I CAN’T WALK IN HEELS. That’s right. I said it. My secret is out. Come on people! I was raised by a single father, for Heaven’s sake! I didn’t step foot into a heel until I was 20!!! You know those bent-legged, long-striding girls that make you wince just thinking about how much pain they seem to be in as they attempt to “casually” walk across the street in shoes that CLEARLY were not the best choice for the evening? That’s me. That’s right. I’ve managed to hide it so well for so long. You may have even heard me utter, “oh hunnie, I don’t do walking, let’s cab!” Hell, I’m sure you thought to yourself, “Well look at little Miss Princess, can’t bother to push her pretty feet across the block for 2 seconds”. No. I’m not too good to walk. I’m not cool. I’m not even cab-savvy. I CAN’T WALK IN MY DAMN SHOES. They hurt and I feel like I’m gonna fall, ALRIGHT? *Sigh*. I didn’t slip off the bar last Friday because I was drunk. I slipped because I was resting all my weight on it…FOR DEAR LIFE because my feet were killing me!! All because of these gorgeous, sexy, oh-my-GOD-I’m-gonna-miss-you beauties. I can’t believe it has come to this. Every time I see a pair of beautiful designer 6 inchers, I say to myself, “self, you’ll LEARN. Buy the shoes.” *Sigh*…why can’t I feel that way about a 3 inch, or a nice little 2 inch?
Welllllll home girl gotta pay the tax man, and home girl been prancin’ in these ankle breakers twice already. I aint doin’ it right, now, and I aint gon’ do it right tomarrah. Someone get them away from me before I throw up thinking about how many amazing, sultry pairs of gorgeous, angelic, INNOCENT SHOES I’M PRACTICALLY GIVING AWAY. Oh God OH GOD!!!!!!!
Size: 7.5
Colour: Metallic Silver
Wear: Wore them twice, for a total of 3.5 hours, insides are clean, bottom parts that come into contact with floor are black.
Regular Price: $658.00
Marisa’s Closet Price: $500